My grandma always told me tattoos were trashy. But clearly she hasn't seen any tattoos like these, because these aren't your typical tramp stamps. They're works of art. Truly. We've got to give major props to the tattoo artists of the following tats, because they really should be considered artists. And I doubt you'd find them working at the cheap tattoo parlor in the strip mall down the street. These are real pros.
Look at this man's head tattoo, for instance. I feel like I'm in a museum looking at a painting, not at the back of a bald dude's head. It's quite impressive. And it ain't a bad idea. If you don't like it, you can grow your hair back... hopefully.
This whole time, I thought we were floating in space, but we've been on some random fellas shoulder this whole time! Does that mean this guy is god?
I'm going to be honest with you guys – I know this tattoo is cool, but it makes me feel a bit woozy. Anything that looks like it's breaking through skin gives me the heebie-jeebies. And that's why I'm a writer and not a doctor. That's also why I can never get a tattoo. Needles really freak me out.
If you feel like you're tripping a bit when you look at this, don't worry – same. To be honest, I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at, but I feel like it's cool? Or maybe this guy couldn't decide between a Marilyn tattoo or a Superman tattoo, so the tattoo artist was like, Don't worry, bro. I got you. And then he worked his magic and came up with this pop art masterpiece.
Would you want a tattoo like this? Half Marilyn Monroe. Half Superman. 100 percent crazy!