There are things in life that are really cool to look at, like art and nature. Then there are things that are pretty much whatever, like the view at a gas station or the commute you always travel to work (depending on your commute to work, this can also be a very frustrating thing, considering it might be the view of a freeway for a very, very long time.)

Then there are things that will make you nope right on out of the room. For instance, this. This is one of the most awful things that we have ever seen. It is also a car accident waiting to happen if we've ever seen one. Can you imagine cruising down the freeway and you see this little buddy hanging out in your sun shade? We wouldn't blame anyone for jumping out of a moving vehicle in this case. It's probably safer that way, anyway.

I don’t like it, and I don’t trust it. You shouldn’t even be able to get beef for that little. You can be 100 percent sure that this ribeye steak probably came from an oversized sewer rat. Oh, and I’m pretty sure Dollar Tree doesn’t have a license to sell groceries. Is this maybe a dollar per pound? We feel like that would make it less likely to be a trip down food poisoning road, in that case. But still, you're not going to feel good after eating this.

What is the glass of wine and candle for? Why are you trying to make this romantic? We all know that the bath is full of sulphuric acid and you’re planning on disintegrating whoever you lure into your Buffalo Bill Basement. BTW, yes I’ve seen Breaking Bad, let’s just say the tub is lined with polyethylene plastic for this particular scenario.

The hitchhiker’s guide to everyday life should have at least this rule: don’t wear a hospital gown if you need a ride. The motorists guide to everyday life should have this rule: never under any circumstances, unless you want to end up in a million pieces in a body bag, pick up a dude wearing nothing but a hospital gown. In fact, call the local looney bin and see if one got away.

Whale sharks are among the most peaceful sharks there are, but if it can fit about two whole humans in its mouth…yeah, that’s a nope from me. But yet, people still love diving with this gentle giant. SMH.

Yeah, same. If I was behind that truck I would think that any minute those logs would come through my windshield and decapitate me. But, in the movie, the logs fell into the adjacent lanes and f**ked everyone’s s**t up.

“Excuse me, sir. I don’t mean to barge in like this, but you weren’t answering your door. Anyway, do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior, Lucifer?”

Everything about this screams “Hell no!” Is this a piranha on steroids? Why the hell are his teeth so massive? This guy also looks like someone you wouldn’t want to mess with either. Nope all around.  

I sometimes think that the best way to go would to be to drown myself in wine. See, coffee would be far too hot, and also it gives me the immediate urge to relieve myself. This spider got it all wrong.  

Nope. Nope. Nope. What is wrong with this girl? You can’t look like you’re about to be on an episode of Hoarders and try to take a sexy selfie. Unless this is her audition picture for the show. But I’m pretty sure Hoarders doesn’t have an XXX version.

Do you know what is the nopiest nope in the history of nopes? How about a face full of bees! Oh Christ! I would be screaming, so they’d all end up in my mouth and then sting the inside of my throat and then I’d probably asphyxiate and die.

Can you imagine those buzzing around you this summer? Those are like the mosquitos from Jumanji. But, hold on a sec. The mosquitos stuck in sap from Jurassic Park were pretty tiny. Someone in Hollywood is lying to us.

Is this a massage parlor in Slovakia? Cause if you walk into this suckhole you’re walking into a scene from Hostel. Yeah, so that means you’ll never see the light of day again.

… And this is why I won’t go skydiving. This lady is holding on for dear life and all her loved ones are flashing before her very eyes. She’s petrified. This photo is nothing but torment, tragedy and a whole lot of NOPE.

Another name for this road could be Lorena Bobbitt Way. Why in the world would anyone actually name a road this? This has to be a practical joke.

“Excuse me, sir. You’ve parked in a handicapped space and you don’t have a sign. I clearly have a limp after I got caught in that gator trap down at the swamp, so I will be occupying this space and you can go straight to hell.”

This must be in Florida.

Is this Dr. Pupper and Mr. Pooped on the Carpet? One side is a nice little doggo and the other is an evil miniature werewolf who feels no resentment for crapping on your new oriental rug.  I guess there are two sides to every dog. 

Whoever decided to make a crochet baby should be evaluated by a mental health professional. This baby looks like it shouldn’t have survived outside the womb. I’m sorry Baby Louis, you’re in for a hard life.

No...effing...way am I getting into that water. I freak out if a bit of seaweed touches my foot when I’m swimming in the ocean. If I saw those tentacles coming at me, I would promptly evacuate myself and then I would leave the beach.

“Dennis, I’m just going to heat up the leftovers from last night. I’m sorry, but I’m too lazy to find an entire dog to digest.”

Seriously, whoever owns this snake is going to end up on an episode of Fatal Attractions.