We all lie every now and then. It's perfectly normal. Some lies are pretty harmless, while others are very serious. One thing is consistent across all lies, though – it's embarrassing AF when you get caught lying. Unfortunately for the people you're about to see, they aren't very good liars, mostly because they don't realize that lying on social media almost always sets you up for failure.
Take poor Charley, for instance. She thought she could lie her way to a higher IQ, and that's exactly the kind of thinking that will get you a score of 85. Don't be upset, Charley. I wouldn't trust the results of a quiz that thinks the phrase "an below average" is proper grammar, anyway.
When we first look at this, it's natural for us to jump to conclusions. The guy tried to search for porn, but instead of entering the search into his browser, he entered into this text thread. That's what appears to have happened, but...
Before we make fun of this guy, we should take a step back and think for a moment. Who among us hasn't accidentally dropped their phone or keyboard on the floor, and when they picked it up, found that the random buttons pressed happened to spell out a pornography website, sometimes with an additional search term entered and four videos watched?
Remember this when your vegan friend tries to shame you about eating meat. At one point, they may have seen this thread, and to this day they might think that chicken is mechanically separated in a Tubby Custard machine. Good example of Alternative Facts.
I remember back when the Teletubbies served real Tubby Custard. But a few years ago, in endless pursuit of more profits, they made the switch to mechanically separated Tubby Custard. It's shameful. What would that giggling baby in the sun have to say if she had the cognizant awareness to comprehend anything that was actually going on?!
4. We Didn't Mean To Add Her To Our List, But Whatever
Attention, people on social media: It's OK to take a picture you like and post it because you think you look good. You don't have to create a whole backstory to explain why you're putting a photo online. That's the whole point of having an account.
Sarah learned an important life lesson that day: When you make a threat against an airline, you get tons of retweets and new followers! Pro: You have so many new followers you might be able to start selling FitTea! Con: You may be on the "No Fly" list forever.
7. Why Didn't Obama's Inauguration Get Media Coverage?
That awkward moment when you assume every person without hair has cancer. Could this be why Michael Jordan hasn't responded to my "get well soon" cards I've been sending every month for the last 20 years?
I've been going to the gym for the past eight months to get toned. Unfortunately, I must have done the exercises wrong, because my rock-hard abs erased my belly button and refuse to line up with the rest of my body. Oh well.
The guy in the picture is, in fact, a famous CrossFit athlete. So, while he won't tell you that the best way to get in shape is to prepare for a triathlon, he will tell you all about every other aspect of CrossFit... for hours on end... whether you like it or not.
Ha! He was caught in that classic lie of, "I was looking towards the East" when, in fact, he was looking towards the West! We can understand why he would make up that story, though. East-lookers are so much cooler. Ask anyone (who doesn't have sun in their eyes).