Everybody loves a good prank. And everybody dislikes being pranked. Especially when it's the old plastic wrap over the toilet bowl prank – tell my roommates I've had enough of it! But it's all fun and games until you get a box of chocol– I mean, cockroaches. This poor girl. She thought she was getting something sweet and thoughtful, because that's what's supposed to happen when you're in love, right? Nope. When you're in love, you prank the hell out of each other, apparently. Thank god I'm single.
"Honey, I know in past years that some of the birthday presents I've given you have been pretty lame, but I guarantee that you will totally lose your mind over what I got you this year."
Ugh, how many times have I fallen for this one? And it's such a lame prank, too. I mean, really, can you guys not think of something more original than this? It's so done. Also, it's a waste of perfectly good Oreos. We all know that the filling is the best part, and now you've just wasted it. And for what? So you can giggle for a minute while I gag a bit on minty fresh Oreos when you know I hate mint? Good one.
On the plus side, you always have to brush your teeth extra long after you eat an Oreo, so now at least you are already prepped with toothpaste. How many Oreos would you eat before you realized something was wrong? I'm giving the over-under at four.
Now this is just dirty. Like really, it's a dirty prank. Nobody wants to be in the bathroom doing their thing just to realize there is no TP. Then there's a moment of sheer panic. What do you do? There aren't too many options, other than screaming for your roommate/significant other and admitting a humiliating defeat.
But judging by the ply of this actual toilet paper, the cardboard is probably more comfortable and absorbent.
When Bob opened his eyes and saw his cubicle, he cried for joy and hugged all of his co-workers. And when he began to eat his way through to his chair, that was when Bob's co-workers realized that their prank had horribly backfired.
If you gave these caramel onions to three friends, one would spit it out, one would eat it out of spite and one would eat it out of pure enjoyment. That last person is the one you should no longer be friends with.